WARNING: Putting this on is like draping yourself in the essence of unicorn and prehistoric shark skin. Worn only by the most omnipotent beings in the universe, you will immediately feel the power of the ancients coursing through your veins. Be smarter, more confident and taller every time you put in on.
Completely impervious to lightning attacks.
+5 increase to communication with animals.
Immune to bullshit.
Need we say more?
-True to size.
-Tight around arms.
-Loose at the waist.
- ORDER ONE SIZE DOWN!
- Loose at the waist.
- Your next favorite gym shirt!